The Triumphs and Perils of The Incredible KayNein #41

The Triumphs and Perils of The Incredible KayNein! Having read the introduction to our new Hero, I'm sure you're excited to read his first Triumph (or will it be a peril?)...


"Yap Yap Yap Yap!" Yapped Yo-Yo, the Yorkie.

The Incredible KayNein sprang to his feet! It was time for his daily walk! He had Yo-Yo trained to bark at exactly 3:00 p.m. everyday.

"Good boy Yo-Yo! Here's a treat for the King of Canines, the Prince of Pups, my little E-dog-uel..." praised KayNein while giving him one slab of Bacon and one link of Sausage.

KayNein believed that Dogs should only receive the best. After fastening on Yo-Yo's Diamond studded Collar (which KayNein hated putting on him, he hates taking away Dogs' freedom) and clipping on his Gold threaded silk leash, he headed outside into the driveway of his house. It was a beautiful Sunny Day that anybody taking a walk would have appreciated, but not KayNein. He was much too worried about the sun rays drying out Yo-Yo's skin, for he calculated it might cause his skin to be 5% less hydrated that day! KayNein pooped out a Parasol, and held it over his much beloved friend as they walked around the town.

They were approaching there favorite picnicking spot, when all of a sudden, KayNein heard a cry from the distance, as well as a Bark! He (along with Yo-Yo) were off in an instant, to find out what was amiss! What they came up to, was none other than a boy and his Dog, stopped from going into a field by none other than an evil NO DOGS ALOUD sign!

The Boy cried "No! They can't do this to me and Brussey! We've been going to this park ever since I was 6! And today's my sixth birthday too! Waaaaaah!"

"You're right! The Local Property owners have no right to restrict you from taking your dog onto this beautiful field in front of the Financial Business Center! That's some of the greenest grass around! It should be illegal for anyone to take there dog on grass that's any less green than this! Don't worry son, I'll take care of this!" cried KayNein, infuriated at the owners of the property.

And with that, he broke the sign in two, and the he broke it in four, and then he broke it into eight, then he broke it into 16! The Boy stared and KayNein in wonder, and then broke into a mighty cheer as he ran with his dog Brussey into the green grass next to the parking lot. KayNein sighed with happiness, as he saw the boy running around, imitating none other than himself.

"Come on, Yo-Yo, lets go home. Another Triumph for the Incredible KayNein!" said KayNein with a proud glow on his face.

That little boy got home and told his parents the whole story, and they were so happy, they bought him his own super hero suit, hoping that there child would treat dogs, like KayNein does everyday.

The moral of the story, is Dogs deserve better than an afterthought, they deserve to be treated like we would treat the President of the United States, or Confucius, or even Harry Potter!

The adventure, will continue...

The little boy from the story made a video for us all to enjoy, here it is!