Were you afraid of the snaps? #28

Were you afraid of the snaps? I sure was. You know how some McDonalds and other fast-food places had those large structures, usually referred to as "big toys" in which kids would take off their shoes, and climb around inside? Well I enjoyed enjoyed playing in these, and of course I had my favorite "big toy" at a particular fast-food place.

Nevertheless, there was always one part of any big toy that I would avoid: the slides. Why do you think that would be? Maybe it was too dark? No I didn't mind that. Too fast? I loved the speed! It was the snaps. That's what I called it, anyway. It was really just static electricity shocking me as I slid down the slide; touching those strange round-stub metal things (that most likely held the spherical structure together) would never cease to electrocute me.

The sudden shocks didn't hurt too much (even then), but it was simply anticipating the shock that got me on edge. It drove me wild! There was always tension when I went down the slide, and then when one of those round metal things shocked me, YEOW! I would jump. Sliding on the slides just became too exhausting of a feat, and although some slides were better than others (the purple one was always the worst) I could not use a slide on a big toy.

Of course by the time I'd outgrown that, I was too old to play in the McDonald's Playplaces. At first I was dissapointed, but a closer, and slightly more mature look had me pay more attention to the idea of many small children with fry-stained, greesey fingers and messey faces climbing in an area which was probably not cleaned very often. After that I wondered how it made sense to put fast-food and phsical education together. I guess the snaps are just misunderstood, because in fact they were steering me in the right direction after all. What unsung heroes those snaps are!

Why is Zoodle so much farther than the other blogs? The Innovation Proclamation #27

This is the most important part in creating a successful blog. We do our best to construct the most imaginative content possible. Sometimes, “zoodling” (meaning doodling in writing) sparks a fantastic idea, which leads to other incredible ideas, created a vicious cycle that encompasses a vast amount of imagination. This is the key to unlocking thoughtful pursuits.

Zoodle tries to appeal to all audiences. The means Zoodle is family friendly. The blog is squeaky clean of all profanity or explicit content of any kind. We boast both a somewhat mature, dignified perspective and also possess an explorative, youthful perspective as well. We also attempt to unearth good morals and humor in our short stories, when we can.

Surprising our readers with new, exciting content has them on the edge of their seat for what’s next. Who knows if we will critique a Starbucks drink, find a new way to protect the environment, or update you on the newest accomplishments in the Zoodle Factory. There are no limitations for what we post, except what we can’t put on a computer screen.

Need sheet music we commercialize? Require assistance finding a picture we mention? Appreciate a source link from our current event? We do our best to cite and direct our content’s sources so we don’t leave you wondering where we picked up that interesting story from. And if we happen to not provide a source, feel free to ask for one!

Although this blog is on a variety of topics, there is an unmistakable style to this blog. Style is one of the key features needed in having a blog stick out. With pleasing colors, consistent zoodle themes, and a simple layout, the Zoodle blog is like none-other. Having a cool header, sidebar for useful and interesting content and a footer for information and fun, the layout is both compact and extensive.

What a better way to show you care by going green. Protecting the environment is important to us, seeing as without trees we wouldn’t have paper or furniture or houses or picture frames or axe handles or anything like that. Also, since going green is predominantly hip, we have a foot hold on popular culture’s interests, thus attracting vast audiences. Since we feel this way, Resighk Man-the hero in green-has agreed to heavily endorse this blog. With this Repsycolution in place, blog and man will try and make the world a healthier, greener place.

These 6 unique features are, without a doubt, the reason for our blog’s success. Engaging these endeavors has resulted in international popularity from around the world, global acknowledgment from on the planet, and intrigue from the internet on the whole world wide web. Redundancy invokes repetition.

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This ends the Zoodle Inc. press conference. Thank you for listening. Stay tuned for more!

Zoodle Press Conference: COMING SOON #26

Here at Zoodle HQ we are scheduling a press conference to be held at Zoodle Inc. in Seattle, Washington discussing some of our tactics and accomplishments. It's called "The Innovation Proclamation." This concerns the Zoodle Blog, although the Zoodle Factory will most likely be mentioned.

We plan on publishing this event's content in the next lifetime or so, at some point during the day, at some time. You can expect this to be released then. Thank you.

Happy Valentine's Day #25

Isn't it time to celebrate chocolate-giving, flower-presenting, heart-submitting, love-distributing day? Wishing all a very HAPPY Valentine's Day from Zoodle! Lots of love! ♥

♫ Featured Song: Beauty Of The Beast ♫ #24

Today's song is Beauty Of The Beast by Nightwish. A truly outstanding finale to the Century Child (2002) album. This epic piece possesses a Symphonic quality with a Metal back-bone. Tarja Turunen's passionate vocals add to the drama. A fast drum beat accompanies these (with double petal).

Feel free to leave comments about your like/dislike of the song or other commentary.

Although, not to sway all of your opinions, I will say this is my #1 most favorite song as of now.
Oooooooooooooooooo!! THAT intensified the situation! What will it be? Enthusiastic agreement or flaming disagreement (if the latter, please make sure it's not too "flaming")?

Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpee! #23

Well. Last day of finals tomorrow. ARG!! It's been tough, but I've managed. I think it is solely due to my good friends, RHC IV and Francesca, for buying Slurpees. That's right, after final exams, we venture out to 7-Eleven and purchase a Slurpee each (rather...today, it was primarily Francesca that was doing the buying). The biggest size, of course. This was all due to a dream RHC IV had. Finally we were able to make that happen.

As for finals, I still have Geometry and English to study. AGHH!! Hmm...tasty Slurpee....

Do Zoodles Really Care About the Environment? #22

I've gotten so many questions as to whether or not zoodles really care about the environment. I decided to settle this controversy RIGHT away. OF COURSE they do! Well...mainly the green zoodles, anyway.
If you couldn't conclude that in a particular prior post, the green zoodles want EVERYONE to know they go green. Whether it means placing a hand on a wood-cutters shoulder to kindly remind them to cease their tree-killing, or lobbing a hand-grenade at a kitty who might tear the shrubbery on the sidewalk. They encourage you to do the same.
They also hope to start a Repsycolution (REE-SI-COH-LOO-SHON)! This means a recycling, psycho revolution! EVERY time you want to throw something in the trash, STOP and think. Is it recyclable in some way? Maybe that rotten apple still has that paper sticker on it. RECYCLABLE! Do you know how many trees you could save by recycling one thing every day? Probably a WHOLE FOREST!

But who can remind us? Who can keep us all in line? Why none other than...
Resighk Man!!! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunnnnnnn-dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! He's out to make the world a greener place. He heavily endorses recycling, and warns all to refrain from eating yellow snow. He also advises, "By the time you finish reading this sentence, you have used up who knows HOW much electricity powering your computer. Shut your computer off this instant or switch to fuel-efficient computers."

Although all of this is fantastic, one can't help but wonder if there are maybe one or two literary devices used here. What are so special about those fuel-efficient cars, anyway? I'm glad the green-goers can at least maintain consistency in their views. Go green zoodles! YEAWW!

Cool Snacks #21

Recently, I have taken the liberty of trying different snacky foods. I have found that double-stuffed mint Oreos can be a fantastic addition to any school lunch. You can either eat them yourself, or distribute them among your friends. It's a common yet unique item that can give your lunch a sense of style, even if you have that horribly boring bologna sandwich (not that I have any thing against bologna sandwiches) and those traditional animal crackers. OK...well probably high school is a little too old for animal crackers.

Doritos really have made my day occasionally at school. Their cheesey, salty, and crunchy consistency really create a cohesive combination that can really satisfy your taste buds. Salt and Vinegar chips...oh my! They can add some zaaannng to your lunch at any given time.

But best of all...the sour cream and onion lays! The captivating taste is really limitless. To you wonderfulness chippy chip friends, I give you props!

And to balance it all, a sliced up apple really does some good. It's juiciness is like drinking something...yet the crispness of something edible. Stellar mix if you ask me.

I hope from this day forward, you will treat your school lunch in a new way, adding various cool snacks as you go. Good luck, and bonapatit my friends!

Has Anyone Looked at the Blog Footer, yet? #20

Well if not, you should because it's really bomb. Just scroll down to the bottom of this current page and you can see how zoodles can integrate inquiries and thoughts into one idea.